“Cats are pets?! Yeah right, slave. Go clean my box.”
We humans like to think we own them but it’s not hard to see who has the sweeter deal. When do I get to lounge around only to be adored and have people bring me my supper in a crystal dish? When will I be called adorable and given treats for allowing someone to put a hat or sunglasses on me long enough to snap my picture and shoot it up on facebook with a hysterical tagline?
With my scientific-like calculations, I am guessing such a phenomena could probably only occur sometime after the first Saturday of hell freezing over. That being said, I’d love to hear your ten word stories about kitties. Feel free to add them to the comments section or put them up on your own blog with a link. Love to see what purrfection my fellow writers can come up with this time.
Misanthropic Muse 
Excuse me ~ I’m grooming. Then it’s time for a nap.
They really do get that kind of attitude with you sometimes as if offering them a treat or giving them catnip is an imposition on them. They are so very busy, after all. All that sleeping and eating and playing… there’s not enough hours in the day.
Great ten word story 😉
“I know you’re in there. It’s time to feed me.”
My cat is relentless about waking me up. If meowing doesn’t work, she’ll push her paws under the door and wave :D.
I had a cat that would try to suffocate me in the morning when it wanted me up. The fat thing would sprawl right across my face. There was only one fatal flaw with it’s plan: The dead can’t open fancy feast.
Oh and awesome job with the ten word story 😉
I got fed up waiting for the mouse to move! 🙂
I had a cat with that issue. He resolved it by throwing dead mice into the air with his mouth and batting them when they fell. He was a weird one but inventive. I’ll give him that. Thanks for sharing your story 🙂
New cat wanted after ritual killing of hamster.
other 8 or 10 word stories listed here:
“6 or 8 word stories? You got to be kidding.”
Nice one! I once had a blob of a cat named Binky. Binky was so lazy that when our hamster got loose we found it crawling up the cat’s face and he was just laying there, taking it. The thing had it’s foot up his nostril for pete’s sake. I’ll go take a look at your six word stories 🙂
I’m smiling as i read this. We’ve had 40 or so animals at a time – chickens, ducks, birds, dogs, cats, hamsters, a horse, rabbits,turtles, fish, and they all got along – amazing – the horse was “bomb proof” – my kids could do anything to him and he’d never get upset.
That was our cat. We have pictures of my baby sister putty makeup on him and dressing him up in doll clothes. He acted much like a ragdoll breed but he was just a fat orange tabby.
He found the mouse!
bet he claimed it too. 🙂 His human better watch out, that’s his computer station now.
We have two kitty cats living indoors with us full time. Our cats motto is feed me, love me, but love me from a disttance I enjoy being free to do whatsoevever I please thank you very much!
All the cats I have had over the years had different mottos. Most of them were feed me, pet me when I feel like it, share your bed/pillow/blanket with me, and you better take care of that present I left you in the litterbox.